SPADESOSCARhh: let’s talk a humorous narrative dealing with the troubles of contemporary society
SPADESOSCARhh: then post it places
SPADESOSCARhh: I’VE GOT 3 KIDS AND ONE NAGS AND NAGS FOR A TAMAGOTCHI BUT IF I GET HIM ONE I HAVE TO GET THE OTHER 2 ONE AND I’M ON A $400 A FORTNIGHT PENSION
SPADESOSCARhh: WHAT DO I DO?
Oktoberrr SLUT ME FOO’: hit it?
SPADESOSCARhh: HIT WHAT?
Oktoberrr SLUT ME FOO’: dunno, you could hit any of them
Oktoberrr SLUT ME FOO’: the kids, the tamagotchi
SPADESOSCARhh: THE DOLLARS?
Oktoberrr SLUT ME FOO’: the money
SPADESOSCARhh: DA MONEY$$$
Oktoberrr SLUT ME FOO’: the centerlink worker
SPADESOSCARhh: NAH I WORK THERE AYE
SPADESOSCARhh: NOT ON THE BOOKS THOUGH
SPADESOSCARhh: SO I STILL GET ME PENSION
SPADESOSCARhh: BUT I SPEND THE WORK PAY ON CRACK
SPADESOSCARhh: AND OFTEN ON THEIR IDIOT FATHER’S BAIL
Sick.
I was imagining this story told in the voice of Trent from Punchy. It’s quite fitting.